When we meet, I have a few simple but critical requests to keep our date classy & fun:
 
-  Within fifteen minutes of meeting, please present your payment envelope in a visible
location. If we are meeting in a public place, place the envelope inside a book or
magazine and set it on the table.
 
-  If my schedule permits and you choose to extend our date, please take care of the
business side of things immediately so that we can return to enjoying each other's
company.
 
-  You must avoid referring to any illegal transaction or activity, both during our
date and in any communication leading to it.
 
If you fail or forget to observe any of these guidelines, I will terminate our date
immediately without further discussion.